Challenge Accepted, One Full Page Spread Coming Up

LOL

It seems every time i decide to start blogging on a daily or at least multi times a week basis, something jumps up and punches me in the ______. This time it was a second spill of a drink onto this keyboard and after an evening of crazy ass runaway keys, the only lasting damage was to my b key, which is easily resolved by using the onscreen keyboard. ===

Secondly, i have to give Emmie kudo’s for taking the last Pier post in a fun spirit. I consider Pier Talk to be a home for irony, sarcasm and satire. Anyone that can take a post i write about them in a good natured way understands this and in Emmie’s case, i used more sarcasm than usual but it’s mostly all in good fun. I still hate the LDA words and no i don’t think they will grow on me unless it’s like a fungus, but if i just close my eyes during those times i can pretend to live in a world where the LDA words don’t exist. Our secondary mission here is to call out trolls, drama morons(or borons depending on if they’ve been inducted into the Boron Brigade), ne’er do wells and idiots. Oh and malcontents, can’t forget the malcontents. Yes, even when trying to be funny, i can be an asshole, but if you let that bother you, then this is not the blog for you. ===

How You Can Tell It’s Time To Cut Back On How Much and How Loud You Listen To Metallica thededicator1911 guys I left my house today jamming out that I didn’t realize I was driving on a flat tire until about a mile later. thededicator1911 It was bad. ===

Anarchistik You should get some nutritional yeast, it’s great. It’s like parmesan except you don’t have to support the abuse of cows to get it Anarchistik I’m vegan btw

It’s motherfuckers like this that are going to try and take beef away. Fuck you in advance.=== learninghow22 i think all men should be circumcized AFTER marriage .. and their wives can watch and call out breathe the pain away ok is it just me or does this broad have some sort of sick fascination with men’s dicks being cut on? If i remember correctly this is the boron that put lorena bobbitt posters on her girls walls back in the day. she probably walks around all day looking at men thinking “oh if i could just take a pair of scissors to that crotch it would make my day” as she shakes her fist with emotion. I think her motto is “The only good penis is a sliced penis”. She needs to join Dick Cutters Anonymous and get some serious help.

Emmielu123 Does anyone know who writes the Pier Blog? I want to lodge a complaint.Emmielu123 Brunnie said he dedicated an entire page to me. and it was just a blurb. I”m insulted. Emmielu123 If I’m going to be mocked or ridiculed, I need a full page spread.

However, should i slip and accidentally call someone a itch or astard or tell you to go uttfuck your cousin so we don’t have to read you, most of you will understand

Now before we get to the actual content, it is generally accepted that a full page of text on a computer screen can be anywhere between 25-35 lines or so, depending on font size, screen size etc. by the time this is finished, the mafia will put out a hit on me to ensure the words Legal Document Assistant never grace the pages of Pier Talk again.